OMK! Kalen Allen Reacts to Apple Twix Salad Recipe
Yep.
OK.
Add in some lemon juice.
Get that delicious citrusyaccent everybody just
loves on their mayo cocktail.
Nope.
All right.
What are we doing today?
OK.
These are food...
OK, all right.
I'm going to do it for y'all.
Here we go.
Now I done told you allabout this mayonnaise.
Please don't do this to me.
I cannot take anymore torture.
One tablespoon?
Well, at least it'sa small dosage.
What the hell ishoney mustard syrup?
Cheeseburger gin?
Oh Lord Jesus, I can't, I can't.
Well, you go getthe cheeseburger.
And you got to put it in gin.
Then you've got to figureout how to infuse it.
And that's just nasty.
Then you're going tohave cheeseburger chunks
up in there.
Then you got thecheese and the tomatoes
and the lettuce and themayo and the ketchup.
Oh, honey, no.
That's [INAUDIBLE].
Keep it.
Oh Lord.
Yeah, OK.
Add in some lemon juice.
Get that delicious citrusyaccent everybody just
loves on their mayo cocktail.
Nope.
Honey, this is abunch of tomfoolery.
Y'all ain't got no job.
Y'all need to find somethingelse to do with y'all lives.
Heavy cream.
OK, now.
I am sick of the bull.
You can't tell me you learnedthat up in bar tending school.
Baby, this is going to putsomebody on their death bed.
Just when you thought itcouldn't get any more extra,
you go and garnishit with some fries.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Look at the fine print.
Please only sharewith those 21 plus.
Please drink responsibly.
Listen here, y'all gota lot of nerve, baby.
Because you can responsiblythrow this [BLEEP]
in the trash.
Shoot.
Mayonnaise ice cream.
Absolutely not.
What?
Hellman's ice cream?
Ain't no Hellman's, honey.
That's Hell-man, OK?
Baby, ain't nothing artisanabout some mayonnaise.
You can buy thatat the Dollar Tree,
[? honey. ?] Y'all try it.
Absolutely not.
You're always trying tomake something sound bougie.
Look at him, servingthat ice cream.
Honey, he don't eventhink this is a good idea.
Y'all see that nervous eye look?
Is that jello?
Oh no, vanilla pudding.
What are we making?
Banana pudding?
I like banana pudding.
Why that milk yellow?
Oh, because the pudding,of course, is vanilla.
Twix and apples together?
Hold on now.
Crushed pineapple,girl, this look
like a stomach achewaiting to happen.
I've never been good at winking.
That was ugly.
Oh by golly.
Y'all done mixedthis [BLEEP] up.
What would Jesus do?
Honey, throw it in the trash.
Absolutely not.
Oh Jesus, was that my stomach?
Oh, Lord.
Honey, my heart maybe heavy but baby,
clearly my stomach is empty.
Let me go get some food.
Can somebody take meto the commissary?
Well, I know whatI won't be getting
on my stuff is some mayonnaise.
Lord, I can't even get up.
Food critic Kalen Allen continues to review outrageous food recipes that just keep getting better. This week’s menu has mayonnaise ice cream, Miracle Whip cocktails, and an apple Twix salad. Yikes! #KalenAllen #OMK #OMKalen